Jokes

one day a yoruba man,a igbo man and a hausa man boarded a plane in the plane the pilot announced that the plane was going to crash and the bad news was that their was only two parachute and he has taken one leaving one behind for them to sort out who will use it and he jumped out of the plane before they could say anything the hausa grabed it and jumped out the igbo and yoruba man jumped without parachutes and passed the hausa man and the hausa man taught it was a race and he relased his parachute they all landed on a great big tree branch and was holding it in order not to fall down and they where negotating that the igbo man should go and get help but he said that they should calp for him first,they clapped for him and fell down because they relased their hands and he said since you guys are down go and get help.